Total Medals Earned: 1,812 (From 298 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,335 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (75/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (255/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
You can do better than that.....
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 3/7 (150/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
complete the game
Medals Earned: 7/20 (75/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/105 points)
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (75/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Do a 6 kill combo
Reach half the Wave Mode
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps